Pushing Daisies

Narrator: Harold Hundin was, indeed, a damn polygamist.

Emerson: No wonder the guy can handle four wives..the dude’s caffinated.

Hundin: My wife did it, she had murder in her eyes and that murder was couture.

Olive: That’s the most tragic story I’ve ever heard, notwithstanding the big-ticket items like genocide and famine, but tragic nonetheless.

Emerson: That girl dropped a bomb in your subconscious with her saliva. (referring to Olive)

Ned: I’m easily distracted; I wouldn’t know where to focus.

Emerson: Some people like chocolate, some people like vanilla, and some people like their neapolitan
Ned: I like neapolitan
Emerson: Then you’d do well as a polygamist.

Emerson: Someone in love is like a gangsta. They be like, ‘Oh baby, you bleeding. How did that happen?’ while they’re hiding the razor in their weave.

Olive: You’re taking money from blind children?
Emerson: I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids’ smiles, but their money is a lot easier.

Ned (to the dog psychiatrist, and pretending to be Mr. Digby): Ned’s been having strange dreams lately. His paws twitch and he whimpers. It’d be cute if it weren’t so sad. He may be experiencing stress-related anxiety due to, uh, mating issues.
Psychiatrist: You’re deflecting. You’re avoiding a deeper discussion of Ned’s mating issues.
Ned: Can’t you see this is making Ned uncomfortable?
Heather: Mr. Digby, Ned’s merely wrestling with the natural anxieties of an inexperienced stud.
Ned: He’s had experience! Some.

Emerson: Will you prop him up? He looks like a wino on New Years Eve.

Chuck: I love a good although!

Chuck: I know your not blind!
Hallie (One of the wives): Oh, thanks I felt awful doing that.
Chuck: It was humiliating for the both of us.

Olive: I was in shock when I lost my pie, the horse not the food, and one day I was walking along and saw a bakery in the shape of a giant pie, the food not the horse, and it was a sign.
Hillary (one of the wives): Are you suggesting that I’ll find the answers to life and death in a bubblegum machine?”

Ned: Everyone wants stuff, we wake up everyday with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true but just because we want them doesn’t mean we need them to be happy
Chuck: What do you need to be happy?
Ned: You.

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