Pushing Daisies Pigeon Quotes
Chuck: We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers!
Ned: I don’t do heartbeats.
Ned: She’s probab— probably not in pain but what do I know? I’m not a bird.
Emerson: What is the reate of exchange in the life of a bird?
Ned: I’m more concerned for that squirrel.
Ned: It’s raining dead birds!
Emerson: Just because there’s vodka in the freezer, don’t mean I have to drink it….wait, it does!
Ned: Statistically, he’s fine. His day can only improve.
Coroner: You and the white boy have some kind of shifty going on? I don’t know what, but you’re shifty.
Aunt Vivian: A bird with gossip, how exciting!
Lily: Why would we go out for pie, when you just brought us one?
Ned: What’s that I smell?
Emerson: I thought it was your cologne
Ned: Who wears cologne?
Emerson: I wear cologne!
Chuck: He didn’t let me fall. It was actually a very affectionate gesture…in context.
Ned: A great big fibber whose hand you were holding, what’s that about?
Chuck: If you must know, I was pretending I was holding your hand.
Emerson: Maybe your finger needs a new battery.
Chuck: If you’re referring about the touching, I see this as an obstacle, not a problem.
Emerson: That one-armed bitch is fast.
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