Quotes from Pushing Daisies Bzzzzzzzzz!
Ned: What if someone from Betty’s Bees finds out you’re a spy? Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That’s what you do with spies and saboteurs — you kill them. And you don’t feel bad, because they’re spying and sabotaging.
Chuck: They’re not gonna kill me during business hours.
Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that’s why she couldn’t see his face, because he didn’t even have one? What if there’s a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?- Ned: You’re thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren’t you?
- Chuck: Yeah.
Emerson: Ain’t no bees walking around in no people shapes. Kentucky was wigedy-wigedy-wigedy whacked!
Emerson: I’m goin’ dose the both of you with a dose of shut-the-fudge-up.
- Chuck: Poor Kentucky. What a horrible way to die. Thousands of little stingers stinging you.
- Olive: Like little stinging secrets that don’t just sting you once. They keep stinging you until you’re bloated and filled with pus. Who wanted a la mode?
- Ned: Could that have happened to me? On the roof? Could I have been swarmed? In my underwear too. I could’ve been swarmed in my underwear!
- Emerson: Hey! You don’t get to just put them pictures in my head! That’s an assult on my imagination!
Vivian: You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.
- Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
- Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by “cabbage patch,” I mean your lady parts.
Olive: These nuns aren’t my people. Unless you’re telling me “flibbertigibbet” is a title of respect.
Olive: I spent so much time praying, I’ve run out of things to say. I’m having awkward silences with God!
Olive: Forgive me, Father, for I’m gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.
Olive: But I like my belongings. That’s why they belong to me.
Vivian: It was her father’s. I’m sure it’s teeming with fungus and microscopic bugs that feed on flakes of human skin, but she was fond of it.
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